PONYVILLE AUTUMN WEATHER ORDERS
ATTN: Ponyville Weather Team
RE: Ponyville Autumn Weather Orders
CC: Rainbow Dash, Snoots, Eventide, The Boss
ATTACHMENTS: Cloud Chart PNYV-1173b, Climate History Graph PNV-1998,
Rain Progress Chart PNV-98, (3) Weather Exception Advisory Request RRF-10
ATTENTION PONYVILLE WEATHER TEAM. Ponyville rainfall is on track for this year,
moderate rainfall is advised. Note increased urban sprawl will have impact on
formation of larger clouds, PNYV-1173 has been revised. Destroy obsolete
copies. Several complaints last year indicate thunderstorms were too severe.
DO NOT allow lightning to strike the Sweet Apple Acres Apple Cart again, for
clarification direct subordinates to pamphlet "That Thing We Don't Talk
About Anymore".
Standard temperate climate remains the norm. Maintain 78 degrees to 90 degrees
+/- 3 tolerance units. The temperature curve should ramp using the new
Stormwalker model, clamp within 4%.
Scheduled exceptions to standard weather planning have been filed for
traditional Ponyville holidays, see attached RRF-10. Note some requests are
pending and are not represented in the attachments.
- THE BOSS
Translation[]
Ugh, dry as a bone again. Let's make it pony.
- Thunderstorms will be more frequent, but they aren't going to be disaster-level strong unless otherwise noted.
- Temperatures will range between 78 and 90 degrees, getting warmer throughout then dropping as Autumn approaches.
- Events like the Summer Sun Celebration (technically the first day of Summer?) have special exemptions from rainfall. ((If you have a big event on a day it rains, feel free to pretend you're exempt. Or try filing a form with a weatherpony if you want to RP it.))